10 Signs He's a Lifetime Movie Psycho
March 25, 2018
You know, besides being Danger.
1. He’s weirdly attached to his personal shrines.
2. He drinks off-brand soda. (Like you didn’t notice)
3. He’s constantly sweeping everything on a tabletop to the floor.
4. He sends flowers at truly inconvenient times.
5. He comes from a family with some seriously bad luck.
6. He has unusual ideas about what it means to curl up to a cozy fire.
7. His depth perception is poor.
8. He suggests dinner plans while you’re clearly trying to flee.
9. He makes a toast to good times while you're clearly trying to flee.
10. He swims to your canoe and shouts sweet-nothings while you're clearly trying to flee.
